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 Heading out on a tour of the southern states is a pretty big deal. Is the upcoming tour with Brazen Bull a one-off experiment or something you’d like to do more of?
I’m pretty content to just record and write new songs, and play the occasional show rather than trying to get huge or something, I guess I don’t really want to saturate one particular city with our music and would rather play a few good shows in different places instead of heaps of shows in the one city. I doubt we’ll end up touring with Brazen Bull again though, just to keep things fresh for both bands I suppose.
Have you taken time to familiarise yourself with the bodily emissions of each other’s band as to not get rude shocks in a tour bus situation?
The last time we went to NSW we had a friend filling in on bass. Since then Hamish has joined the band and hasn’t experienced our vocalist Jordan’s rotten egg–old sock–bad curry–sweaty ballsack–fish farts on the tour bus, so he has it in store for him. However, where Hamish should have a penis there is actually a giant pussy, which he urinates frequently from… so that should be interesting on the road, he should probably bring a length of hose and a funnel for high speed relief.
Who would win in a farting/snoring/burping competition between Brazen Bull and Hesperus?
Jordan on his own would beat the other eight dudes combined. I think he has an actual problem of some kind when it comes to farting. The dude seriously has a problem. Craig, the shredder from Brazen Bull would beat us all in an Atreyu fanboy competition.
HESPERUS play Brannigan’s on the Gold Coast Mar 7 and the Step Inn Mar 11 with Brazen Bull. Check out www.myspace.com/hesperusband for more information.
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