(Both Barrels / Sony BMG)

How many times can an Australian icon swear in 36 minutes?

Dilligaf stands for Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck? Kevin Bloody Wilson doesn't give much of one apparently. This is his 14th album in over 20 years and fairly true to form for the old Aussie storyteller. His Cock's Got Ribs is the usual penis humour: Yes his cock's got ribs, there's a knee joint in the middle / of his hand-primed, teary-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed monster custard chucker. House Of The Rising Flood is an inappropriate (but hilarious) look at the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina set to the Animals classic House Of The Rising Sun: There is a house in New Orleans / that's now in Tennessee / goes to prove that backyard pools / ain't as cool as they used to be. Finally the Shane Warne Song actually has some good advice for the wayward cricketer: Warne put your wanger away / that pecker's gonna get you into trouble one day. How profound.

JAKEB SMITH

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